Praise Zing A Fully Functioning Sphincter Muscle

Anal lies zing constipation

nothing to poo poo about,

cuz when bedeviled by

colorectal obstruction

without wasted doubt,

that malodorous,

malevolent malady

analogous to uranus

clogged with grout,

whereat no heroic

efforts break loose,

the severely obstructed bowel,

thus spurring determined,

desperate derriere plea

for proctologist sought

to relieve constipation

equipped with a special

"J" shaped, hooked,

and designed dowel

in an effort

to pry stoppage

jamming up human cloaca,

where rock solid stubborn

immovable turd emits foul

gaseous emanations accompanied

with ass a nine growl

followed by red hot,

fiery excruciating spasms

shooting jagged pain

inducing yours truly to access,

the werewolf within howl,

where a preference for sciatica,

would be pleasant reprieve

along heinie kin cheeky jowl,

thence finding me

resorting to peeve

hush scream therapy,

which wrought nothing,

no pain did re: leave

me bummed out bum,

but veins snapping,

popping, and crackling,

oye how aye did grieve

plus a bajillion

gallons of perspiration,

while lower gastrointestinal

agonizing torture didst cleave

entire abdominal

area please believe

without aforementioned crisis,

and feeble poem,

I could not achieve.