Amelie Beth Harris - Born December 1st, MCMLVII

A bouncing baby girl did await,

asper occasion

about nine months

ex post facto,

when vibrant parents

eagerly did copulate

consigning thrifty

mechanically engineered

genes from Boyce Harris,

and licensed

practical nursing traits,

viz Harriet Harris

which call of the wild

to pro create,

sans the natural

sequence of events

destined to happen

after first date

processes of biological

reproduction didst emanate

delivered courtesy of UPS

(United Pelican/

Stork Service),

who delivered bundle of joy

to afore

mentioned young couple

at their designated residence

in Patterson, New Jersey

luck of the draw

paired chromosomes,

where resultant daughter

matured into a great

socially conscious

person genetically

gifted her physiognomy

with aesthetically

pleasing physique,

and during puberty

bosom did amply inflate

racking up immediate late

tent of lads pulsating, quivering,

and raging red bull

stud ding, and drip

ping with testosterone

approximately backtrack in time

(741 months, 3180.72 weeks

22265.04 days,

534360.96 hours ago),

when ejaculated slime

gave this sole jarring brother

the reason for this rhyme

and served as "big sister"

buffer in prime

merrily when yours truly,

when my mere existence

ranked (to mean

bullies) as a crime.