Unsung Threnody For A Well Sewn Hero

Bare skull and cross bones

existence on the peripheral

outskirts of poker flats

lives a slip of a man,

whereat he never felt deserving

accolades linkedin

with appeasement,

sans pat on back congrats,

asper bringing peace,

and tranquility to the

kingdom taken over

by trumpeting democrats,

without any armed

populace resorting,

(nor police present)

affecting a coup d'etat

(carried out

by military expats),

no...amazingly enough,

non violent government

takeover won by votes

during midterm elections,

who rendered

the equivalent outcome

(actually a stunt

more difficult)

than analogously bringing

rabbits out of hats,

which predominant number

of socially progressive winners

shared the sir name "Katz"

ironic since such

ethical congressional

"Freshman" hoped to scare

out all the corrupt rats

and, thus hit upon,

(or one newly elected

acolyte dreamt) master bait,

which involved one participant

to experience potentially

a stormy Dane yell'n date,

thus unnamed

wizard (specializing

in far out, and groovy

grandiose high jinks fate

hood did don an outfit

resembling the Great

Tony the Tiger, no matter,

he reputedly happened

tubby a serial killer,

yet said Grand

Poobah did integrate

each puzzle piece

of his Khanate

with a combination of
bluster, gimcrackery

cheap tricks deceit,

"FAKE" hate

as to snatch the checkered mate,

(essentially a hie

bred Matted Scottish

tartan Harris tweed

couture rib banned jester,

who didst orchestrate)

so much tom foolery, his

basic winning technique

quite antic quate

head, nonetheless

far more ingenious than

latest technological state

of the art revolutionary

trappings, thus never

outmoded ways underrate!