Time To Shower...When Pervasive Odor Of Ureic Acid

Doth strongly waft, sting,

and nauseate about me

olfactory nose flying zone

bombarding cilia of

nasal passageway analogous

to displeasure wrought by

crashing, deafening, exploding,

ear splitting xylophone,

also synonymous isolated like

barenaked lady within

remote location of Lake Woebegone,

voluntarily forced to bathe

in brutally cold

mountain waters oxbow lake

vaguely resembling out

size topographical wishbone

rescue unlikely since

bajillion miles from radio tower,

thus state of the art

electronically sophisticated videophone

good as worthless resignation,

sans fate linkedin tubby

mother nature's cryogenic specimen

more'n murmuring undertone,

where huge Arctic glacier overshadows

infinitesimally microscopic human,

one speck kin zee ditched

Homo sapien subsumed

under superfluous tombstone

as frozen fountain head,

where Atlas shrugged,

nonetheless incongruous yen

to purge mine offensive odor,

where civilization footprint

sole lee mine alone in wilderness

thus farcical reason (without rhyme),

atypical, farcical, and poetical title,

yours truly didst stirrup and spur

inexplicable search for soapstone,

yet prospect to don measly frame

without gay apparel

(beastie boy bit figurative bullet,

and buttressed body in buff)

immediately augmented primal scream

to trumpet heebeegeebees

(teeth chattering yodeling

rendition re: stayin alive)

from this Rhinestone

survivalist cowboy wannabe,

began feeling comfortably numb,

and immediately prone

to become human popsicle,

especially when sub zero temperature

immediately froze water splashed skin

(like glassy sheet of ice)

glancing viz albedo effect

s blindingly white

snow capped mountains outshone

albino crags, offering

absolute zero, yes none

reassurance with insulated moonstone

sleeping bag useful

as yolked with lodestone

around neck - slow death by

freezing this knucklebone,

who sought cleanliness,

(and panacea to immortality)

joining exclusive polar bear club

(Ursus Maritimus very selective,

and only chose me) even

at expense of more'n

just frozen jawbone

plus Jack frost bitten cockles turned

deep purple as inkstone

used to write re: scrawl epitaph
on icicle glommed headstone.