Oh No Mister Bill! Not Another Car Repair!

rew4er2nail

Aside from vehicular insurance, you

must be aware another

reason car ownership

finds me being privy

to possessing Hyundai Sonata (2009)

title purposelessness too

raising a futile cry and hew

stems from accursedly unexpected

mechanical malfunctions due

to arise unpredictably,

thus before bidding thee adieu

lemme share another source,

plus absolute zero clue,

how I will pay for necessary part

(linkedin with brake system)

exacerbates psychological glue

mean us - as addressed

in previous poems

wretched formative years I drew

majority of existence, now

lemme enlighten how a new

whistling noise detected earlier

by this gentile (actually atheist) Jew

(December 26th, 2018),

yea me Match Chew

felt his heart sink,

and mine key intuition knew,

there goes social security

disability - yepper flew

right out the window

good as flushing down the loo,

cuz acute hearing discerned

an unfamiliar sound which drew

audiological attention particularly

to passenger rear wheel,

analogous to bleating ewe

where without wooly sheepish

doubt, I smelled burnt offerings and heard

distinct noise unfamiliar and new,

which automotive distress immediately

altered my epidermal hue

cuz checking account still in ICU

(prognosis grim) like an

overworked choo choo,

thus emotional state now going

haywire hullabaloo

finding writing rhyming

poem meagerly sue

tub bull and wishfully, pointlessly,

and dreamily cross fingers,

and toes to rue

min ate ting winning

powerball jackpot and moo

hoove varying into lap of living

socially within human zoo

instead of feeling boiled

for cannibal stew!

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 27th, 2018 11:14
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 33
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