A ..REAL ..HOOD ..HOE .I ...MET !!!!

I am @ a 125th Street and Park Ave in East Harlem New York

Waiting on the L-Train to take me up town

It was very hot this particular day in July

I was headed to a family barbecue in lower Manhattan

When out of Heaven came walking up the Train platform

An Amazon Queen that had all my boyish attention

I mean good Lord she was fine as brandy wine

She was around 5'6 Golden butter brown complexion

long Blond in gold locks that reached her back

She had cut off Army Cargo shorts with a half t-shirt

Timberland boots and a Phat Ghetto Booty

She was fucken perfection

I found myself speechless not one word would

Come out of my mouth I tried

I was Mesmerized with her Aluminess aura

She has that sassy ass walk that leaves you intrigued

She walked passed me slow in raunchy with that New York attitude

Made me fiend for her exotic behavior like I was a dope fiend addicted

Volume came out of me like a bull horn

I said excuse me beautiful there is only two beautiful things

I have seen today one is the Sunshine the other is you

She didn't budge at first but after a few steps forward she stops in laugh

But she never looked back she kept moving forward

I said damn to myself I was at least honest she could have said thank you

At least let me know you thought I was charming that's a rare thing in today's society

She finally turned around in said I am sorry my bad just have a lot on my mind

I never acknowledged you but thank you for being a real dude

I laughed thanks for being a real dude I said

I am a man baby a real man don't trip its all good I said

You can keep playing with those boy's I just seen something rare I thought

There are plenty of women that are looking for a real man but this is the problem

There are not enough of us around to make a difference

She said you are right I never met a real man before so I don't know how to approach one

I am use to these thug ass Niggas sagging there pants talking shit not respecting me

But its fresh to see an honorable guy with mad respect speak to you with kindness

I said know babygirl thank you for keeping it real with a brotha

I said lets start over

Lets pretend you just got off the train in I just saw you for the first time

I even might change up my introduction

We both laughed then she gave me a deep hug with a few tears that followed

She said something about you make me feel like a beautiful woman again

I said hopefully this isn't the last time we meet it almost seems like we are breaking up

She says I can almost guarantee we will see each other again

I never saw her again it was all bullshit

She was a Hood Hoe why come I didn't see the signs earlier

Cut off shorts half a t-shirt Timberland boots

With a Phat Ghetto Booty of course I did I just wanted to smack them yams

I didn't care if she couldn't talk I made my mind up when I first seen her

I wanted to break her down like a shoot gun in bed

Control that Booty I call it but my nice guy persona lost with her

She needed that hey yo Bitch what's up with you type of dude

I could have been that dude don't get me wrong but I thought I would try a different approach

There is only one way you can talk to a Hood Hoe

Hey yo Bitch what's up with it 

That's the only way a real Hood Hoe understands a Nigga

She can't understand me I am a real Brotha

But I can be that dude same dude to