PLAYING..THA ..DIRTY ..DOZEN$ !!!!

O.G. Tone

I am headed to the Usual spot the corner 

Liquor store where everyone hangs at to grab a cold beer 

When I see the Hood Fella's 

Shady Nate, Cadillac Will, Ron Ron tha Barber and J' Mack

The Gangsta of course 

I said what all you Prison reject Mutha Fuckas 

Doing up here on this corner 

Cadillac Will says waiting on yo Mama Nigga

What you the fuck thought we doing here playboy

I said OH are we playing the dozens my Nigga

I said I don't think you Mutha Fuckas ready for me

Today on this corner I am going to set it off

I sad where is that Hoe ass Mama of yours 

Cadillac Mutha Fucken Will

Tell her never mind about that Dollar

She owes me tell her to keep that

In tomorrow she can come in 

Suck on this Anaconda again in we even

Everyone laughs in points at Will

Shady Nate says hell yeah that

Niggas Mama got  that wet wet

My Granddaddy my Daddy in my uncle

Hit that shit

My Daddy told me her pussy good ass fuck 

Ron Ron tha Barber says 

I don't fuck with old bitches 

But Will he says tell yo big legged sister she can

Suck my Dick any time in I want even charge her

We all laughed at that

J ' Mack trying to be cool had to jump

His ass into the mix as well

He tells Ron Ron where yo brother at that likes

To wear yo Mama dresses 

Ron Ron shot back in said probably at yo house

Trying on yo Mama dresses fool

We all fell over laughing 

J ' Mack wasn't ready for that shit

Ron Ron through at him

Cadillac Will says Ron Ron yo brotha is a closet freak

Ron Ron fired back again 

I don't know my Nigga you should

Finger his pussy then you tell me what he is

Will says see Ron Ron I was being serious Dawg

Ron Ron says I was to my "G" it's all good

Matter of fact fuck all you old mutha fuckas 

Bagging on my Mom's 

Just cause she fucked with a pimp

Dosen't make her a Hoe

We all said yeah the fuck it does 

If she was fucking with Memphis Slim

She's a real Hoe

I said all you old Niggas ain't seen the hair

On no pussy in years talking shit

Shady Nate said fuck you Tone

Talking about me 

He said just cause I am fucking a white Bitch

Don't mean TRUMP

Want stop my food stamps

We all laughed 

I said shit Nate you might be right player

I might have to go back to fucking that black Bitch again 

So I can keep getting them

We all laughed till we cried 

But that's pride not wanting to lose 

The battle 

Staying in it to Win

Knowing you could lose at any moment 

Laughing and Joking with old friends 

Is priceless 

Talking shit is all the same Bullshit 

But playing the Dirty Dozens is a whole  Nother game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Author: O.G. Tone (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 21st, 2019 14:44
  • Comment from author about the poem: This poem is about playing the Dozens the old folks would say, but basically it's making fun of people's Moms or Dads or even grandparents there is no hiding place, everything is above limits.
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