NOT "FAKE" NEWS...THIS JUST IN...

FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES...

...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...?

plunged into where,...no way...toilet bowl...

supposedly, when the ghostly hand ex-toll

ling praise from his late creator, and master

meow mind of popular Stephen Hillenburg

cast said main character in clean new role,

an unexpected greasy, grimy, grisly, grouchy,

grungy gruff peagreen pissed off potty troll

snatched the unsuspecting

cheerful happy go lucky

animated fellow, who lives

in a pineapple under sea

(at 124 Conch Street) quite

self absorbed with Gary

his pet snail (not answering

questions at this time), we

understand emotional devastation,...

and possibly got flushed....sniffling

and sobbing heard...discontinuation,

this could wreak something

offal to all those avid landlubber

fans (many grownups) cling

to cautious optimism, but accept

vigilant prayers believing

quirk of fate could turn tide

of events & cannot dismiss linking

Russian collusion with attendant

rogues gallery, nor abandoning

any in house political conspiracy,

where top Navy brass calling

attention to an uncommonly

unusual migrant barnacles casing

with doddering fogey "Watergate

Plumbers" in tow absconding

before they could be apprehended

(hmm... something seems fishy)

haint no logical explanation, why

anyone would seek squeeze zing

the porous life out of such a

lovable...how unsinkable... accosting

...argh das spic and span hubble...

such a congenial, gentle, likable...

made himself come to life, (and

make believe to fans) achieving

he really existed, when birthed

from figment of imagination aching

tub be accepted and loved (by other

than Mister Rogers) acquiring

water world renown purportedly

slated to receive Krusty Krab shape

formica plaque engraved with his

name inlaid with finest enameling,

meanwhile...stay tuned at amazing

undrying resiliency as saturated media

updates how beloved soaking

hero does wetter adversity!