Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

rew4er2nail

Excusing yourself as if...

going to the bidet,

an immense water closet

(perhaps the size of

Mar A Lago type getup),

sans human waste

(after flushing)

empties into prez Donald's bay,

where one bum wrapped aforementioned

toilet finely (and finally) enthrones

derriere exquisitely, and, delicately

intricately, chiseled wrought with cloisonne

 

ah...enjoying simple pleasure ass I say

sipping one after another Red Bull, whence

with one final trumpet of the rump -

(as acknowledgment to angry 1%),

though quite reluctantly did pay -


hitting the custom built in combination

handsome replica Taj Mahal fountainhead golf

course made from clay
baked Adobe bathroom links

(whew...long Atlas) shrugging off


responsibilities, escorted

by migrant compadre

Russian Putin lookalike uncannily

also resembles plucked Kernel Sanders

advocating consuming buttered Thomas


English muffins with oreos can delay,

tending to government, who successfully

playfully, melodiously preaches, sermonizes

and absolute zero values benefits burning

off calories, where couples sashay,

asper square and/or contra dancing,

where the caller hollers hip hip hooray

barely audible above

noisy fracas and fray

of crowded house,

avast throng of village people stomp

louder than a quiet

riot global military foray

 

anathema to dogma,

karma, persona... of

Jacques Cousteau, or like

minded millennials and/or gray

bearded whelk homed by elasmobranchii.

 

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

 

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,

an immense water closet

(perhaps the size of
Mar A Lago type getup),

sans human waste
(after flushing)

empties into prez Donald's bay,

where one bum wrapped aforementioned
toilet finely (and finally) enthrones
derriere exquisitely, and, delicately
intricately, chiseled wrought with cloisonne

 

ah...enjoying simple pleasure ass I say
sipping one after another Red Bull, whence

with one final trumpet of the rump -
(as acknowledgment to angry 1%),
though quite reluctantly did pay -


hitting the custom built in combination
handsome replica Taj Mahal fountainhead golf
course made from clay
baked Adobe bathroom links
(whew...long Atlas) shrugging off


responsibilities, escorted
by migrant compadre

Russian Putin lookalike uncannily
also resembles plucked Kernel Sanders
advocating consuming buttered Thomas


English muffins with oreos can delay,

tending to government, who successfully
playfully, melodiously preaches, sermonizes

and absolute zero values benefits burning
off calories, where couples sashay,

asper square and/or contra dancing,
where the caller hollers hip hip hooray

barely audible above
noisy fracas and fray
of crowded house,
avast throng of village people stomp

louder than a quiet
riot global military foray

 

anathema to dogma,
karma, persona... of
Jacques Cousteau, or like
minded millennials and/or gray
bearded whelk homed by elasmobranchii.

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 4th, 2019 12:18
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 43
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