Get Out Of My Head Mister Chatterbox!

Upon prima facie first blush

me mind's eye all atwitter,

sans long forgotten

"FAKE" sexual exploits

set mum (chrysos anthem) all aglitter,

boot like short order cook I hapt tubby

quickly realized trumpeting collusion,

a near fatal collision course

with Matthew Scott's antimatter

caw zing friggin insomnia

finding ma noggin scrambled

likesome lithesome cockamamie critter

whipped into frenzy

like battered butter

holy grits, alm manned in fight of ma life

cause I haint acquitter

baa (jaw edge), ah woe cup feeling

hedged hog extremely bushed 'n bitter,

this raging red bull inside me mind,

now body wheeling wickety wack,

lichen to moss elf gut seasonal litter

bitta asthma - insides

got balled into wah racket

like quietly rioting unfetter

herd plain tennis (see) hens,

gone south tub bespatter

ear rilly jawboning jabberwocky

reducing gray matter,

and all flesh sundered

into meaty platter

to pulverized, irradiated,

cremated... faux fluffernutter batter

analogous tummy Aunt

Jemima's famous flapjacks,

she fantastically fashioned better

than Betty Crocker

tossing spatulated glommed

gook suitable as bonesetter

high as the Taj Mahal,

while she merrily jabbered,

her native patois singsong blatter

all this inaudible clatter

muffled 10,000 maniacs mad as a hatter

madly clangorous dinner cowbells

aroused bacchanalian sybaritic skitter

ring jitterbugging fantasies

of barenaked ladies doth splutter

as bedraggled, frazzled, grizzled...poetry

like cocky rooster that did stutter!