Unrequited Car Rearing Paramours Of Yesteryear

Ford score and...Chevy

five years ago,

my Model A strapping

handsome big bro,

(who sped like one

speeding Triumph font lee, crow),

wing, & swooping Thunderbird, with

bold face observers whistling Geronimo

(Holy Jeep), this meant war

whooping Comanche

decked out as armadillo

kicking up red feathery colored dust devils

rivaling the fastest Alfa Romeo

(while choking, gagging, loo

sing russett sputum

flecked with true grit

mouthful size of Colorado)

easily mistaken for masked Zorro

speeding across rugged

terrain of Durango,

ah recall and reminisce,

and if cup ear just so

can still hear (albeit faintly),

a toy Yoda Echo

wing nsync with

Lake Woebegone prairie

home companion, the little known no

nonsense visiting drag queen racer

Noah N. Gin poe

cur face (born that way)

originally from Malibu, a beau

teaful Corvair with Corsair, now resembling

groveling growling Gremlin, in slow-mo

what with his Smashface

ugly enough to scare Apollo

the ghost of David Buick,

a poor entrepreneur, who

never did make good profit re: Coupe,

and could not Dodge nor shoo

away, the Stealth fearsome curse

of Aries nibble Viper moo

ving fast as greased lightning,

(whereby an Eagle Talon

flashed like Spitfire akin too

Austin-Healey Sprite)

full Caprice out of the

(sir really yon) blue

celestial vault outer limits, hue

mans avoided only

brave Caravan Voyager Goo Goo

Doll dared (only fools rushed in, ignoring Fiat,

where angels feared to tread), a Motley Crue

shielded with Fisker Karma (credit),

no matter last payments way overdue

sought out (with Escort

in tow) - actually two

yup, that ever elusive Holy Grail,

thus needed to Focus with much ado

about nothing, while

brows scrunched – mad as Jew

pitter by Zeus snorting like

angry red Taurus bulls - do

tee fully kicking up Tempo

like nobody's business ready

to serve their Mazda at heart,

a Legacy Sub (burr rue)

tricked up as a gnu!