Battery (for Hyundai Sonata) Needed Today

Frugality worn by fiat generated

by alternate fickle finger of fate,

the plus side being said vehicle

parked here in public Salem's lot,

where I live with said diabolical mate

 

at highland manor apartments

penury run me underground in potter's

grave adversity doth unfortunately accelerate

curse to finance repairs of titled automobile,

more'n six months ago plus of late,

where saving impossible mission more

difficult than resurrecting the dead

even an atheist (like me) could activate,

thus this poet blithely doth adumbrate

posthumous renown much more likely than

 

mine corporel flesh (a complex conglomerate

edifice), essentially if present automotive

woe continues, one beastie boy aggregate,

oven ironic steely dan sing nature

unstoppable trooper, respectable,

and likeable rubber re: soul apostate

ascending, bridging, and

crossing unscheduled airdate

not set, whirling wide arms akimbo

webbed spirit world whose

self worth did depreciate,

this future disembodied

essence death will alleviate

he can deliberately leverage,

imagine, and envisage, I do articulate

 

mean, kickstartering (ill) luck knowing

postage overdue, I anticipate

outstanding debts unpaid

monies ash should urn

at grave robber's rate

 

within an eternity and

credit debits to eliminate

delay getting transported

into another dimension

NO colorful bedecked Apartheid

of time space, nonetheless

perhaps choosing reincarnate

entity formerly matter

of Matthew Scott Harris

doth unconsciously assimilate

 

painlessly whatsapp pining

for xfinity (away off into

verizon) accommodate

ting with easy equipoise no

difficulty to assimilate

linkedin with alternate

universe, where "FAKE" prelate

will presidentially usher

trumpet, shutterfly, annunciate

one successful Earthly gadfly,

donning imprimatur to communicate

with bone a fide skull fullness!