Shamrocks Blanket Green Acres

All across the webbed wide esse Scott's wold

emerald green Trifolium

carpets harbor untold

burrows of tiny Leprechauns clover

(leaf) ways grant trifold

wishes if captured might

divulge pot of gold

at rainbow's end, and e'en mend

yar shoes, whence re: souled,

thence tread softly beneath subthreshold

of audibility, cuz unseen universe

hapts tubby microscopically rolled

with subterranean inhabited by Lilliputian

mischievous beings (about bajillion holed

up could fill the Taj Mahal) even donned with

heavy coat protecting them

(usually men) against cold

yet frolic with reel delight jiggling

with inborn instinct exhibit twofold

talent to dance with modesty

downplaying (while fiddling)

averse tubby extolled,

nonetheless, their popular

doth soar, and grievously scold

persistent myth anchored with toehold,

and thus do not indulge

pruriently with pixies considerably dulled,

since libido practically nonexistent told

me (under oath of

confidentiality), one Grunwald

trusted yours truly, the secrete

will not leak out,

nor spread like slime mold,

this descendant of Lemuel Gulliver

(ironically my height

only about threefold

larger than full grown imp possible

to see non elfish (pressed) lee ping auld

timers cavorting with

itty bitty whippersnappers,

averse to any outliers, whether hirsute or bald

an honest to goodness painstaking effort

initially stymied friendship proffered, a cold

reception eventually (while sharing diet of worms)

deep under verdantly festooned knolls of Eire land.