About Twenty Two Score Years Ago...

One “FAKE” rumor purports April Fools’ Day

accepted with hostile abandonment

according to Giggle ling search result

conducted by this gent

adopted when France switched

rather than fight abolishment

transitioning from Julian calendar

to Gregorian calendar,

(yet maintaining same gender reassignment)

called for by the Council of Trent

Lot affecting chronological abridgement

forthrightly, immediately, and

magically decreeing making

with flourish of inkhorn - prestidigitation

"poof" quite few months absent

necessitating rejiggering

displaced vanished days forcing

latter time keeping paradigm absorbent,

asper sands of time no matter such

figurative tectonic shift population

aghast at August accomplishment

and probably did March in protest,

cuz entire season,

sans couture accouterment

suddenly rendered obsolete and unfashionable

manually crafted, swiftly tailored, and

harry styled clothes no mean achievement,

and uninformed folks got hashtagged

kindled, and named plenti admonishment

visited on their person such as

bumsteads, dolts, fools, et cetera

howling guffaws when derriere adornment

slapped with "kick me steady bum,"

or stuck with tail like appurtenances

eventually this "FAKE" – advancement

ha ha April fools historical joke

became embedded tradition inn advertent

lee established meshugas, where Jews

and especially gentiles went meshugoyim

generating cottage (cheesy) gum mint industry,

and brisk business for nascent advertisement

industry, (albeit handily horse drawn

attention grabbing kiln fired tablets)

mainly for (Philly buzzfeed string) affluent,

who secured lifelong gentlemen's agreement

with artisan, and of apprenticed trumpeting sons

(after tithe thing allotment) earnings

portion squirrelled away for rainy

May Day festivities ambient

brouhaha babushka's celebrating divine comedy

21st century poet tindered mild amusement

regarding this "FAKE" flight of fancy!