“FAKE” Festering Marital Spite Only Backfired...

More than a bajillion painful eons

after pledging troth

with thee missus,

whom I definitely blindly wed

comprised great ta ra ra boom

de ay ye blood red

boomerang/ domino pizza pie

effect pronouncing lead

din saucy impact inducing

mushrooming reverberations,

she continuously smacks me with dread

naught (Hawaiian punch style)

upside the head

jarring delicate anatomical

soft as freshly baked bread

gray matter, qua delicate

psyche got skull fully outspread

knocking down intelligent quotient

less than porcine Nellie, one smart

pig in poke farmstead,

where unseen hemorrhaging bled

scarring, seething, and suffering

practically indelible contusions

finds me whirling back from Sheepshead

Bay to stone age of Fred

Flintstone, where shmoo zing schwilly

found yours comfortably numb,

and yet kept on truckin as if grateful dead,

asper decades worth oven

po' whetted unleavened bread.

 

This insufferable afflicted

brow beaten doughless bro

tantamount, viz time

and again forced to eat crow

yes (ma pet) even as prank no

joking even derided by (thanks to Yo

yo ma spouse) innocent looking Elmo

nsync with mouths of scared

bullies vitriol, which did flow

exploding like embers

kindled within me plenti glow

 

wing with blood lust vengeance

antithesis trademarked ho ho ho

wing of Santa Claus, intending

to crush indomitable of this trader rust Joe,

whose spit fired spirit, also

suffered strafed bruised flesh

indistinguishable from indigo

girls or goo goo dolls know

wing no better than dodo

bird than besiege this hobo!