Suspended Transcendental Meditative State...

Temporarily relieves, loosens,

and detaches worldly weight,

albeit bearing heavily straight

away upon well balanced,

awk credited miniature oblate

spheroid, sans cranial

dome to help alleviate

this principled capital one citizen banker,

whose penurious plight

seeks to make lightweight

oppressive burden clawing

(with razor sharp talons)

tete a tete upon pate

never to abate

pennilessness, which oppressive monetary

crisis could abbreviate

livingsocial, and spur me to abdicate

charade, facade minted "FAKE"

dog and pony Truman

kaput show, doth accelerate

velocity at which body

electric will demonstrate

how basket of deplorable

pauperism existence I abominate

past the tipping point to relish,

where being in the red

financially doth accentuate

swiftness yours truly will acclimate,

where among grave

mausoleums will accommodate

finding yours truly to acculturate

adjusting being housed

with grateful dead help facilitate

mine written posthumous decomposition

once Hades will activate

leverage - haggling with ferryman,

which latter might equivocate

par for the course, especially demise,

asper cessation circumlocution prone

fella never to tubby a freight

of becoming deceased

signifying no more flapping gums

asthma lovely bones disintegrate

into basic constituent matter

repurposed into essence, I cannot intimate.