Shucking Evil In Favor Of Good...

(courtesy of tasseled colonel corny maise aye aire)

 

Challenge more difficult than threading

camel thru eye of needle, hence catchy title

scotched, and I aim to endeavor and steer

away from task surpassing

defying gravity clear,

nonetheless (sorry), I still hotly air

glomming pablum attesting ill

success while sitting

in this wooden hard backed chair

oft times a means to leap bajillion

miles, cuz yours truly doth despair

one composite primate being forged care

fully vis a vis from carbon based life

je ne sais quoi essence Earthenware

composed, whether flora or fauna,

one species, sans latter, whose fanfare

of self importance don, trumpet

white out blinding search lights glare

ring essentially making grist for mockery,

parody travesty, etc shady spectacle

buzzfeeding nothing of pinterest to hear

blabbering blaring blather most teeny

tiny in utero homunculus hazardous heir

to the porcelain throne

faulty genes impair

ability to reign reduced

to basket of deplorable

what, particularly as

one benighted longhair

pencil necked geek refused treatment,

(cuz preexisting condition) by medicare

not covered, thus accursed

imp of the pervert

resigned to toss in hat

unsuspecting nightmare,

and run for political office

touting offering nuclear

weapon to every man,

woman and child

additionally larding couture

to design outerwear

housing protective

missile deflecting capacity,

which article designed by

Penn students, yes a bit

elaborate what with

doodads, thingymajigs,

and whatchamacallits

they (especially Eden)

did amazingly overengineer,

but, what the hey, now

the prophesied armageddon

answered courtesy

oven entrepreneurial pair

two peas in a pod, which

success stories ain't queer,

where Ivy League University

flush with funds to bolster

any promising idea, yea

even full body pod suited rainwear.