Brouhaha Over Confederate Statues

Ambiguity within mine

doodling Yankee mind that

arises, asper current

hoopla harrumphing

American Civil War statues,

which verbal/written spat

particularly regarding southern generals

(many atop horses) arouses

call to arms whereat,

excited curiosity possibly twill incite

dangerous extraneous, mutinous,

treasonous tit for tat

promulgation exhuming ghosts

abolitionists of Dead Poets Society

screeching like a wildcat

signaling resumption, sans

war between the states recruiting

every able bodied proletariat

after well nigh one

hundred fifty four plus years,

which repurpose sing reformat

might transform mine

humdrum friggin existence

into one enviable secretariat,

where these ears will

hear constant ratatat,

when bombardiers din

temporarily doth pause

scampering atop rampart

analogous to polecat

espying the freshly minted "enemy"

unconcerned if maneuvers induce pitapat

cuz resumption of battle will drown,

this weasel granted leeway within Union

Schwenksville, Pennsylvanian nonfat

spry old man confident fighter

despite civilian life

extant, viz noncombat

acclimated to rustic/primitive conditions

honest to dog abode comprised

thatched hut housed within mudflat

only during rainfall rigging

makeship shower plus laundromat

counting lucky stars kismat

blessed without necessity

to whip out handy dandy hemostat,

thus yours truly ready for action

quite content nsync

within no man's land habitat

linkedin with nearest battalion via

microchip embedded within

noggin rock solid as hardhat

genetically modified lest

Johnny Rebel lob brickbat

also on lookout against

swampy hungry creatures,

thence I will thrust

these lovely bones akin to acrobat.