Percipient Papa Guru Courtesy Deux Darling Goo Goo Dolls

Impossible mission for yours truly,

sans this dada to validate

those two most significant mentors,

no paternal biased trait,

(who I helped beget) enroute to great

adventures toward enormously

enviously exciting destinations,

thus birth father doth ululate

eternal burning tears boding

indefinite fare thee well,

cuz propensity to

become autonomous innate

within each body electric,

and offload emotional freight

unnervingly, unscrupulously, unwittingly...

within impressionable off

us spring psychs did create,

(especially thine eldest)

perceived intentionally deliberate

indelible, unbearable, undeniable,

unforgettable, unlearnable, unpardonable,

untenably insufferable state

psychological crimes, misdemeanors,

and punishments who bore brunt

regarding mine cratered distrait

parental moon unit gravitational pull

thus itching to break free

and cleared eighteenth circuit atop oblate

spheroid around nearest star

December twenty second, sans

(bench marked circa 1996), her birthdate

I unknowingly long fostered

execrable despicableness and did generate

antipathy, loathsomeness, vileness...

ripe opportunity she hightailed out our

reprehensible company she did hate

despising dirt poor existence portrait-

quick to compare/contrast our pennilessness

with rich Mainliners, where dire strait,

i.e. particularly financial since household

income equaled zilch figuratively

queued, hexed, aligned... with eight

ball, cuz we wanted progeny late

in life, despite afflictions

with mental illness

additionally unkempt, unsightly, untidy,

where chaos and entropy did administrate

residence discouraged "star student,"

nee repulsed offering extending

invites to any chummy classmate,

plus inapropos behavior,

I exhibited oblivious impact

analogous bing saddled to heavyweight

see millstone upon first born psyche

even now, she smolders

thus doth dissociate

with this "sir" and missus,

oh yes...much more aye could narrate!