Approaching Dusk Of Mine Existence

(tell the dee jay to cue Thus Spake Zarathustra)

Most recent orbitz upon oblate spheroid

launched dawning consciousness, of this android

hood doth dream of electric sheep,

perhaps one named Dan Aykroyd

Yes - band aid together with Blues Brothers

adept at performing renditions, sans Pink Floyd,

asper where soul asylum hoop fully sent

precariously perched upon an asteroid

as aye trundled mine third score journey

around nearest star hearkening greater intent

 

for this nasal twanging, which annoyed

me as a kid (split uvula courtesy scapegoat)

bullies zeroed in (kamikaze like) destroyed

(thoroughly good) mine self esteem

puncturing psyche whole life, asper yours truly

(long stretched his mein kampf) never enjoyed,

now long since dismissed from class, or rather

painstakingly, sluggishly, woefully

zipped along analogous to an amoeboid

arriving at present juncture (at the outer

 

limits of the twilight zone) often plaque

tracking, via blunt, fingerlike, lobose diploid

pseudopods, and tubular mitochondrial

cristae eventually brink king edge of devoid

of eternal night and nothingness

 

in tow with existential demise unavoid

double vision, emasculating spectacle

embarrassment to fellow protozoa,

this vignette by the way...a "FAKE" factoid

but came to in a flash while deployed

in an effort to craft inane rhyme, no reason

either that or share bloody hemorrhoid

verse (barely appropriate material) for

alien, foreigner or humanoid,

thus confabulating prevarication

to entertain, kibbitz, regale with overactive

imagination not jest prominent among Mongoloid,

but storytelling evident with Caucasoid and Negroid.