Consummate Exemplary Graduate Invites Kudos

Nonetheless suicidal ideations severely

whipsaw punctuate, lacerate, assassinate

frescoed fiasco failure grimly livingsocial

ah...that dull cutlery eyed with temptation

one painful thrust hemorrhaging, whereby

carpeting permanently stained blood red,

(security deposit forsaken) cremation ought

not outrageously expensive, I subsequently

chickened out imposing eternity of fire and

brimstone self condemnation, denunciation,

excoriation gently tested as serrated knife

made contact against flesh of left arm..., no

strength prevails this Father's Day 2019

beset with gravity of black hole son wracked

fiasco frescoed across psyche adrip with

bajillion pearl jammed tears aghast at blank

tabula rasa with few hashtag marks evincing

feeble effort contrasted with abundant

adventure awaiting eldest daughter agog

at countless opportunities availed since...

her birth, when she exhibited above

average intelligence made bee line high

school International Baccalaureate program
(at Lower Merion) testament, asper flying

colors one keystone linkedin destiny toward

eventual linchpin, viz IVY League University

(handsome financial aid package allotted),

plus exemplary academic job well done, now

finds blessed progeny enroute to west coast

(sharing pricey apartment with emma man hint

beau), whereat this papa overjoyed at bountiful,

delightful, faithful indomitable laudable

achievement starkly aware how bleak and

forlorn hogtied hobbled horrid mine existence

never knowing "seat of spongebob squarepants"

experience analogous to rite of passage gaining

positive result regarding electric kool aid battery

operated litmus test forging steely mettle

comprising organic entity NON GMO, nor gluten

free genetic gifted body, mind, and spirit attaining

inherent maximization allowing, enabling and

providing decades to acquire financial means

to enjoy relative versus countless squandered

prospects yours truly (me) neglected to cultivate

leaving barren an existence not worth trumpeting!