Paltry credit karma

Earned to date,

nee absolute zero

academic bankable bragging rites

explained arduous, horrendous, onerous

agonizing, heartbreaking,

nerve wracking travails

hamstringing, hijacking, hobbling...

maximization of potential

e'er since yours truly

begat when ma dada

fired off his johnny rotten sex pistol

handy dandy blues clues unsheathed

ejaculated gun - lobbed more'n blanks

scoring bullseye pregnant truth

discovered ex post facto

yoked target with egg sealant aim

conceived coe idle upstanding ovation

fusion formed diploid

cell signifying zygote

activating, kickstarting, quickening
embryonic biological reproductive processes

intimating swell happening,

where linkedin rocketed payload

snookered triggered ultimately

yielded inchoate homunculus jackanapes

zapped out birth canal

ready for prime crying time

parturition players chemical romance loosed

yawping, writhing, tethering pipsqueak

full term newborn blasted,

the shocked monkey,

accompanied by archangel Peter Gabriel

trusty unnecessary dangling umbilical cord

obstetrician quickly severed

in utero air supply superfluous

initial gulps of oxygen

commenced fretful incessant laborious

ongoing ripsnorting unrelenting

said vicious trauma,

albeit begat courtesy

glommed deoxyribonucleic acid

mercilessly assailing psyche

metaphorically holding hostage

nee actually essentially cannibalizing

analogous to birthing simultaneous

diabolical identical twin doppelgänger

undermining since getco

proper holistic pursuits

evidenced when matriculating

learning fraught

shot thru with abysmal results

post high school

academic endeavors

evidenced by matriculation

without graduation incorporating

half dozen colleges/universities

earning measly grade point average

simultaneously accumulating

shoddy employment record

now saddled with unbridled

penuriousness - scratching out poetry

every now again

this brother grimm

writing endeavors feeble

becoming financially solvent.