Loosing (lou sing) the damn rumors...

Torpedo style full speed ahead

keeping me in suspense,

what salacious gossip

gets browned, buttered, rolled

down the alley and bred

into unsavory tidbits,

these souffled ears dread

to hear hard boiled morsels

poached, scrambled, whipped

donning barren falsehoods

zeitgeist spouting dunderhead

trumpeting hex pence heave

signature border wall

inside this weatherbeaten egghead

sponge bobbing squarepants,

whereby passers by some with fathead

steer clear avoiding your truly

wobbly, and zany fountainhead

even atlas shrugged his shoulders

in repugnance at mine R.E.M. bored

heavy slimy algal filled

legally tendered greenhead

thank dog - me noggin

rock solid hardhead

able to withstand falsehoods

pitting this uber capital one

tindered linkedin lyfted loggerhead

with silent springing

black barbs snubbed from lunkhead

argh, those cruel verbal slings

fired weapons courtesy

mass destruction multiwarhead

lobbed, rocket propelled, tear gassed

glancing off cratered moon faced pate

said vicious unfounded nailhead

sharp hearsay twittering

with wingspan outspread

pterodactyl by bajillion miles exceeded

size of Sheepshead

Bay, I knew best to tread

softly, and carry big stick

admonished by Teddy Roosevelt

in conjunction with unifying thread

primarily on issues

in mathematics and logic

advanced by Alfred North Whitehead,

hence we must find another

place to escape widespread

senior citizens acting juvenile,

maybe a place gravely wrested

or willingly conceded

from grateful dead.