Mo' fun than three ringed circuits

rew4er2nail

Poof issued from invisible magic dragon,

which nobody dead sea

immediately disrupting electricity

whereat mice elf (Stuart Little), i.e. me,

no particular rhyme nor reason

called Mickey, plus the missus Minnie

 

found ourselves literally

in the dark, no pleasant thrill

as well adjacent community

named Maple Hill

approximately few hundred

residents in toto ill

nope, no light to busy

sanity claws writing with quill

thus no alternative,

but forced to remain stock still,

the provolone ideal time

to look for cheeses crust

or crumbs, cuz thankfully tenant

occupying unit b44 never dust

nor keep their apartment

spic and span trust

 

ting bulge of debris under the rug

not seen by jail warden this August

two thousand nineteen,

cuz she would most likely bust

with anger, which would

bubble forth analogous just

 

like when volcanoes blow

off their high top

most lava lee phenomenon

unforgettable did stop

people dead in their tracks

saw Pompeii pop

yule lore for tourists to shop

for timeless dude dads till they drop

 

similar to yours truly at my behest

recently awoken from rest

earlier could chest

barely breathe suffocating blessed

not only mister


and missus expressed

above regarding power outage no jest

gasping for air oppressed

without electricity - society at mercy

to guarantee life hums along


without power to the people,

I forthrightly attest

idyllic climate controlled nest

comes to screeching halt

creature comfort amenities rest


at peace as if lightly

sucked by black hole

this primate unaccustomed to test

his brittle mettle,

and loathed experiment


conducted by fates forced to sweat

approximately twelve long hours est

tab bull lest

stark admittance, I would be carrion

eh, a mere snack


if archaeopteryx made guest

appearance, a quest

going awry see Jurassic Park

object lesson aye did wrest

maybe genetic tinkering,

yes think GMO

microchipped homo sapiens

created with ablest

means to weather severing

how 21st century civilization did invest

ingenious dependence banked upon,

where electrons get fervently pressed.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 1st, 2019 18:04
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 24
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