Can somebody please give this uber muff fuller a lyft?

(alternately titled: jump starter for clunky, junky,

quirky, xyz mechanic wanted in tow tow -

chassis what I mean?)


As the proud graduated

honorably rolled 2009 Hyundai

Sonata vehicular property

belonging to a mister

and missus Matthew Harris

(fifty shades of gray

if that makes any difference),

I experience nervous

rack and pinion quaking

shimmying, whining, and zipping

also twittering, shuttering,

linkedin kickstarting powertrain

even before chugging,

huffing, puffing, spewing...

like magic dragon along boulevard

of broken automotive debris

regarding upcoming


due before stroke of midnight
August 31st, 2019

last year this time...

aye yie yie...

oil my pan, a major overhaul

comprising driver side suspension

engendered shock,

I...could not absorb

even now, yours truly strut er ers...,

and doth recoil scary undertaking

smattering of months thereafter,

(I wheely cannot engine ear

recalling exact amount of time)

what in the name of... car nation...

then... driver side rear brake assembly

required replacement

giving said owners run off

Golden Gate Bridge for their

newfound moneyless rendered situation

(ex post facto new battery got installed)

sorry to zap at greased lightning speed

and (mane lee) take lion's share

of social security electronic deposit,

(what with fuel tank filler ups,

and insurance - no matter

Nationwide always on my side)

understandable decent folks

would prefer to steer me

off cliff side, but

my dear friend SEPTA

doth not cam into hinterland

namely Schwenksville, Pennsylvania,

thus imposing prohibitive dollars

tooling them around

mainly medical appointments,

cuz at ten plus years old,

and odometer clicking away...

mechanical malfunction,

could diesel lee, axle dent tully

risk life and limb,

thus park my exhausted words

this fellow gas guzzling,

motoring, rotating tire

screeching hot rods...

ole clunker auto know,

but hates tappet cob Bosch,

and get cha piston off...,

but tread carefully,

and curry big stick shift.



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