Whelk come chirping crickets

Donald Trump, Lemony Snicket ghost Spiro

Agnew, plus knowledgeable Jiminy Cricket,

all reliable, trustworthy sources, who

would never misinform gullible traveler

I know time to lather up

with poetic shampoo

so don't you dare ballyhoo

moost likely known

to garden variety wahoo

(When You Wish Upon a Star goo

whee lyrics aside...), particularly

following feedback haint "FAKE,"

just like this tattoo

on each posterior cheek

helping move doo doo

i.e. private business,

anyway pardon loo

pee wordplay, now lemme continue

though ye would would

much prefer I bid thee adieu,

ham back from the house of Pooh

ready with toilet trees

to vend off voodoo

intending to remain forthright to

finish explaining courtesy

regarding resultant google Moo

choe reputable homepage

search query... hallooo

thankfully helped rescue

me bogged down in Waterloo

curious about... any clue?

Yepper, what sound

do crickets make?

plus other esoteric tidbits to slake

thirst for aspiring entomologist

(may even know gossip where ache

key breaky hearts quake

'bout Josh and Drake)

yielded plethora web newpages

mainly concerning former,

whereat bottom cricket

wing covered teeth-

like ridges make

rough surface, and upper surface

of infinitesimal gliding anatomical feature

functions like scraper, hence rubbing

respective parts together doth create

chirping (“stridulating") soundcloud.