Wry not parody?¿

This wordsmith long in the tooth

unsure if I Cain

or Abel craft a spoof

espying name tags showing many male

(some imposters possibly

hired as "FAKE" sleuth),

nonetheless, slew of

employees under same roof

i.e. CVS Zieglerville location

share same first name,

thus clearly conclude,

said pharmacy not matt proof,


nor rock proof,

though not immune to poof

hacked material of ca horse,

hence qualify hoof

jest in case ya wonder this goof

fuss haint no rhyme nor reason

for yours truly - tug heave forsooth.

Methinks attempt to cobble

humor roundly readily goes flat

apprising failed coup debt tatt

fomented by one Harris tweed

Scottish lad named Matt,

whose cohorts christened same,

now empirically poised to strike rat

fink de facto leader who recruited

private militia for mortal kombat

by George, and drew names out of top hat

overestimated adherents"FAKE"

blind faith overlooking slim or fat

chance to trump and lobby

funds for Costello and Abbott

Vaudeville, and radio days of yore revival

at attempt to goose ooh..gnat

there! homespun humor that

long fostered storytelling and frat

turn eyes zing among folks

bridging versus atomizing, the latte

her endemic within Century 21

technology sowing seeds within chat

touring class repelling, polarizing, nat

trilly breeding suspicion

streaming re: a world flooded, née sat

chore rated solely predicated

on here a matt, there a matt

impossible mission

to rationalize away

everywhere a milquetoast matt matt

drowning sorrows in his watership

down of confidence

diluting self worthiness and told

by everyone to scat!