Onerous anus complex

Pain in the ass devoid of dreck

inapropos poetic material what the heck

more unbearable than crick in neck

shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck

the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?.

Spasmodic cramping imposed

automatic rhyming abbreviation

comeuppance (analogous to daggers

stabbing derriere courtesy constipation

far worse fate than death – abdication

among living with grateful dead

dogsend versus moody blue (brown)

mood whereby feeling tetchy abjection

able, ready, and willing abjuration

to forswear, muster, surrender...

in toto habeas corpus abduration

upon terrestrial realm physical ablation

futile effort this atheist to utter ablution,

hence rollout Harris tweed welcome matte

more than willing to forsake livingsocial,

cuz Whatsapp pining abnegation

to cash fish'n chips, kick

the bucket, toss in hat,...

haint nobody gonna

challenge mine abolition

chained, tethered, yoked,...

accursed abomination

straining sphincter muscle

on par birthing abortion

primal raving, moaning, grunting,...

I imagine similar more futile abreaction

women experiencing parturition,

yours truly expressed agonizing vocalization

working himself into quintessential rabid sweat

screaming, threatening, uttering,... tushy

regarding failure concerning

waste product expulsion

giving proctologist serious contemplation

pooh poohing derriere cheeky

bowel over abruption

personally legislating

getting behind abrogation

replacing said bum fanny

with more reliable never absolution

regarding made in uterus, U.S.A, tuckus,

cuz poisonous toxins sting like scorpions

severely crimping ability to sit down absorption

radiating throughout every

cell guaranteeing abstention

against hidebound contract, no

ifs, ands, nor but tucks

whereby mood linkedin

to nihilistic abstraction

particularly as quasi pincers jabbed

like sharp serrated knives acceleration

guaranteed, where bum rapped cheekily

prospective hemorrhoids increased accentuation

pro bono (cher red) bloody stools,

this tetchy, itchy, bitchy,...

bard declined invitation,

nee I rejected outright asinine acceptation

within bowel running toward toilet trees

squeezing keister exhausting effort in vain

scheduled medical appointment
gave curled lipped grudging acclamation

acquiescing nod toward grim reaper

worth casting die i.e. permanent resolution,

nary one more infinitesimal fraction

of second, could bare witness re: acclimation

or spelling alternate spelling acclimatization

experiencing, idolizing, lurching...,

sought after emetic interaction

with commode preoccupation

nearly twenty four hours

'tween latter part of September eighth

and ninth laxative delivered accommodation

at long last me no longer tortured

relieved, overjoyed, belated...

rear (rare) accreditation

proffered prior to accretion

lest I forcibly axed to join acculturation

of medical anomalies, you better blivet!