Blood tests at LabCorp equals vial experience

Friday the thirteenth, (September

tooth house hind nineteen)

dark shadows winessed scads of bats

(base sic cully lobbing soupy Matzo balls)

eyeing yours truly as seldom seen

human sacrificial cuisine,

which dime a dozen story true story

red within tabloid National Enquirer 'zine.

Minus blood sucking mammals more averse

than bill collectors or insurance companies

bared fangs greeted yours truly courtesy

of bloodthirsty nurse

triggering instantaneous qualm

ordinarily, I dune hot feel averse

nor nain availing one arm or the other,

wherein needle tip doth stick

prominent vein, yet an idling hearse

unwittingly induced heightened alarm,

on flip Wilson side... sense and sensibility

awoke regarding no impact upon purse

anyway death could never as worse

compared to hand to mouth

dirty deeds done... dirt poor curse.

A deep inhalation induced relaxed state

courtesy ujjayi breath

filled lungs to alleviate

(yea right slim/fat chance analogous

to one sniveling, mutering, groveling...

writer wannabe called upon to curate)

quirky rhyming scribblings

attempting to pass muster

easily, joyfully, worthily...

declared poet laureate

hence hastily erected castle

in the sky fate

meeting divine heavenly lorded

tailor tete a tete

gradually alleviated helter skelter

mental condition within pate

experienced sudden calm

displaced initial panic, thus great

ecstasy donned "FAKE" trumpeting guise

knowing within short shrift

death would assimilate

me, while providing fancy feast

where Desmodontinae

would undulate

this vampire weekend,

aware I prevaricate

and horrible anecdote purely

meant to demonstrate

how believability easily

wrought to fascinate

(ha) captive audience,

he/she exhibiting skeptical trait

might doubt claim (mine), who as inmate

within human zoo forced to risk death

defying daredevil metier height

figurative tightrope walker I gyrate

balanced on iambic foot in toto

all the while able to coordinate

vaguely flowing continuity

eventually metaphorical

erythrocytes coagulate.