Television triptych throwback

Non-bachelor (batch chiller)

"FAKE" horror thriller

available Netflix starring

ghost of Phyllis Diller

stand up comedienne killer

brought down haunted house

witch sea hunt accompanied

theme song referencing Argonaut tiller

Greenwich Village location Barney Miller

lite precinct brewed fare of corpse

unearthed dead comedy duo Meara and Stiller

with surreal stalking candy corn canes

as bon appétit gnashing

gobbledygook filler.

Ice scream aghast with

blood curdling shriek,

the dearth of satisfactory

FIOS shows bleak

readying jump into polluted creek

thus, I bury alive yours truly

except his sharp pointed beak

exhuming him after rotted

flesh doth reek

perfectly tricked out

for Halloween treat

masks long haired

pencil necked geek

October thirty first when freak

alias Gadshill gadabout

poetaster doth sneak

feigning antonym anthem of meek

oh my dog, I lyft hind

uber leg to take leak

hoop fully haint nobody dares peak

urinate kidding ma bladder weak.

I long since waved

channel surfing adieu

much prefer silence

meditating under blue

skies peering into

infinite space nary a clue

intellectual conversation many disvalue

perched edge of seat and hunched over

how riveting story doth ensue

ah... time for commercial break

culinary wizard abracadabra

whips up fondue

easy as pie (are squared)

with consistency of glue

methinks Elmer stole patent,

cuz secret formula Hebrew

what with identical hue

as aforementioned adhesive liquid

doubling up to keep igloo

air tight even against

global warming, anyway would Jew...

aye betcha already knew

yes believe Yahweh endowed Semites

like me with high ike kue

of course after dumping

a load (reed) I feel sue

per ream intelligence dumbed down

(mine), especially after using loo

naturally decrease smarts

stings like poisonous

scorpion size of Eee moue,

which aforementioned papa's

poetic poppycock nonissue

saturating plethora home entertainment

most people overvalue

linkedin - shoot all stemming from

"idiot box" I rarely view.