And ignoble prize trumpeting hubris awarded to...

Bourgeoisie donning ersatz

overstuffed ego freezer bewigged pate

"FAKE" grotesque humanitarian

bribed corrupt judges will vindicate

jimmied cracked corn

land of "milk and honey"

red hot button he spoils to activate

countdown to Armageddon

leaving nation prostrate,

all the more reason to axe electoral college,

now holds electorate

hostage to bully tactics grate

for dead souls – zombie thriller, viz

Putin on the ritz,

whereby Pavlov's dog will salivate

on cue and pony show will titillate,

and worse case scenario, a far more terrible fate

than death by a thousand cuts

equals his refusal not to abdicate

presidency, should voters

get smart to administrate

White House with progressive commander

in chief he/she will adjudicate

decency, honesty, integrity... and acclimate

government toward amity, comity, equality...

oh,... and most importantly advocate

salutary measures affecting biosphere,

where industrialization didst devastate

contaminate by bajillion beings birthrate,

every square inch of Earth

Homo sapiens succeeded to abominate...,

prima facie global warming doth correlate,

hence primary requisite mandate

to reorient modus operandi no time to wait,

where carbon footprint negligible

still preserving technological paradigm

fixing low cussed electricity to generate

courtesy renewable resources

else man/womankind will become footnote

atrophied trappings agglomerate

twenty first century civilization

damned, inundated, ossified bridgegate

checkmated, choked, chucked... wag gone wheels

das spare - tread fully tires fuming primate

jammed fruits of loins going bananas

infuriating, exhausting accelerating

no exit (sorry Sartre) to circumnavigate

hardy lee any recourse to extricate

oneself from madding crowd

self resignation minimally doth alleviate,

whereby impatient broods frustrate

inaccessible jackknifed mobility,

thence spark ignites spontaneous eruption

impossible mission to plug

crowdsource mob frenzy translate

pent up fury once loosed doth degenerate

into atavistic pandemonium cutthroat rage

snarling human logjam foaming at mouth

poised to strike ready to decapitate

any remaining shred of salvation barren feeble

slow vac hoovering, milking, and sucking

every last vestige of bondage peoples extirpate.