Gunna wing plane verse for change of pace

Rudder than trigger, provoke,

incite..., voodoo curse

necessitating emergency visit

courtesy doctor Demento or his nurse

methought best to craft (airily)

nonsense sickle verse

yikes! maybe iamb

steadily getting worse

as poetaster wannabe,

which prognosis bodes ill

and p'raps best coon sitter

underwater basket weaving

enlist as water boy re: bucket

brigade for Jack and Jill,

hence imagine yours truly

amazingly gracefully dipping quill

within inkwell exerting intense utmost

control to keep right ting hand still

to pen employment

query expressing thrill

and natural born talent

to hand dill

you can easily envision me

balancing bucket fill

water atop noggin donned gone down

appellation trail resembling fountainhead

strengthening neck muscles till

yours truly capable

to shoulder and shrug Atlas

alas especially beneficial

in case arsonist kindles conflagration

preparation guaranteed courtesy fire drill

dashing hither and yon, to and fro

even at expense resembling

beetle browed fool on the hill

nonetheless earning reputation

continually increasing numbers

balancing full buckets with nary a spill

leaping lemur far and wide

globetrotting yawping shrill

excitement acquiring nonpareil skill

experiencing pride without prejudice

(nodding to ghost of Jane Austen),

perhaps launching startup Lil

Buck Kit Waters - drumming up business,

expanding, hiring, kickstarting franchise

oh... wealth estimated at least trill

yon, helping non antagonizing peep hill

drafting, modifying, updating... living will

in case I kick bucket unexpectedly

distributing liquid assets as good will.