Trix are for EVERYONE

 Dear Silly Rabbit, 

I just want you to know that I am on your side.

I know they told you that you are not supposed to have any, but they lied!

Trix are not for kids!!!!

They are for anyone and anything that has the ability to eat, 

And they will be selfish no more; no longer will you accept defeat.

I'm tired of seeing them mentally and physically abuse you, 

Over a bowl of cereal that could easily be divided in two.

I don't know if those brats lack the mental capacity to understand how to share, 

Or if the little punks are so devilish that they just don't care.

Either way they make me sick and it ends tonight.

We will meet at ten and strike at midnight.

We will walk to their houses and kick down their doors, 

Take their cereal and pour milk on all their floors.

We will throw their bowls like Frisbees and bury their spoons deep in earth’s core, and if someone sees us we will split and meet up at the convenience store.

Hurry and write me back so that our plan can begin, 

And oh little rabbit they will never be able to call you silly again!

 Sincerely,

A silly little boy