Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009

alas and alack

myopic staring eyes

bulge out their sockets,

cuz yours truly taken aback

I espied sight more frightful,

than rookie dazed chess player

checkmated courtesy men in black

pawn during next move dizzily

stunned as if suckerpunched smack

dab, now seeing stars circling around,

especially worrisome laptop gone slack

unsure if oppositional forces crack

militia (rumor monger)

grandmaster flying Union Jack

sabotaged Macbook Pro end user,

aye only see multi colored spinning circle,

no larger than flat head on thumbtack

lifeline no longer linkedin argh...

worse fate than death or trampled by yak,

disguised as ignoble,

ignominious ignoramus idiot savant

also interestingly enough chess playing hack

but... playing online access

to Internet chess got rendered offtrack

methinks wind in the willows

instrumental holed up there...,

yea that caddyshack

hear something went click and clack

unable to prepare for attack

or launch defensive comeback

hmm... perhaps flag down Cossack

will trumpet my return, meantime biden

time - lemme pursue whether cashback

paid with cryptocurrency virtual stack

bitcoin/ blockchain largesse...

got brilliant knack

did promise sweet treat

towering Taj Mahal size sack

unless... party investigating rival

prefers eating to their hearts content

regarding large fries and big mac

yukon villain me on details later

gotta poem long overdue

I haint want no flack

from Roberta or anybody else,

cuz this "fake" poet gonna barrack

aid himself for needed shuteye

dreaming of goose laying golden egg

where upon waking I will issue quack.