Lion 'bout grabbing tiger by tail

rew4er2nail

Holy mole lee

watch out fowl, balladeer

look out... i.e. donkey kong

primate doth share

footloose slothful writing,

essentially swiftly tailored hare

reed styled mountebank

gets made by mice elf,

an imperfect triangulated square,

while "fake" charioteer

looses neigh scent horsesense

glomming "fake" papier

mâché piñata across animal planet

rhyme without reason,

nonetheless who doth dare

dovish and/or hawkish

elk quint lee otter vamoose

double, triple, quadruple... dare

to caw meow ta

as silence rings loud and clear

ja hiss don't miss snake

pig in a poke hogtied

sow owl only tell ya beware

me dogged holy cow

cuckoo bird harebrained

effort won't impair

corpus collosum, where

seat of thinker housed

fortunately ye ant near

my neck of the woods here

Schwenksville cuz after

innocuous, impetuous, illustrious...

brainstorming deluge... glare

til hearts content

with nostrils that flare

lemming just be reel

regarding rocky mission

opossum bull, I swear

dogged bonafide effort

thanks ocelot to bear

with beetle browed toadying

off fish hill who accidently

didst entrap and snare

courtesy hook line and sinker

masterly baited metaphorical

Earthworm dangling cyber air

coon sitter me batty

Ass sin nine, I admittedly duck lear,

but don't badger me, Noah

ark confess with prayer

yak see no porpoise here.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 18th, 2019 15:17
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
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