Doctors (particularly biomedical engineers)... really trolley train hard to keep track of patients

rew4er2nail

Eye tell ya we (spuds)

pulled up stakes after four yar

and zero scores ago living in Bryn Mawr

salutary heart and lungs figurative

storied Main Line Health medical network

latter part of June tooth thousand seventeen

approximately July first

same year bidding au revoir

bid good riddance account

to slumlord - hood did spat and spar

moved to Schwenksville, Pennsylvania

unsafe to ride bicycle without handlebar

economical, geographical, practical...

subjected by Grosse and Quade tyrannical czar

dom low income facilities housing

nattering nabobs of nihilism whose intellect subpar

candidates vetted by Jaclyn Geiger registrar

courtesy nepotism unexceptional manager

thanks be to her papa, she drives fancy car

unlike this pauper and the missus

limited to schlep near and not far

afforded by rattletrap motorcar,

no driving prohibitive number of miles,

crossing sketchy territory warning signs

picturing dangerous avatar,

(especially during inclement whee thar)

determining risk to forego

top manic kin Michelin

money grubbing cannibalistic

surgeon's earning equivalent silver star,

or comparable civilian rating touting specialists

while bonafide topnotch indivisible tailors swifty

stitch ink, viz tattoo back parlor shop whar

exemplary Patients Matter Always

buzzfeeding, inoculating, kickstarting...

healthy medical network,

hobnob, kibitz, schmooze...

drown lackluster lovelife at the bar

parting paramour with such sweet sorrows par

for the course during pouring rain how bizarre

necessitated our lucky find locating physicians

supreme nsync with Google high reviews

receiving, scoring, nabbing,

incorporating... truevalue re: vector and scalar,

we veteran trooper seasoned renters

luckily blessed chance

cost us pennies on the dinar

general bang for buck amazingly

found yours truly strumming his air guitar

pleasantly situated among picturesque poplar

resort within Skippack Village, a tourist

mecca for devout or

secular gourmandizing, earning

catering and acquiescing savoir

ole mighty faire Benjamin

legally tendering expensive bazaar.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 25th, 2019 17:01
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 7
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