Verizon payment arrangement - due november fifteenth two thousand nineteen

rew4er2nail

Yours truly long time

satisfactory Verizon customer

i.e. namely this monsieur

breathes easy, cuz within noggin

contentment doth whir

billing agent pleasant as

Mister Rogers neighbor.

 

Great relief pending bill

$148.80, she did defer

'pon my explaining

lack of adequate funds

I did forthrightly inform her

social security disability

electronically deposited door

ring first week of next month

and without dad dough of shout for sure

upon being told, I got no cell phone,

she (courteous billing representative)

waived attendant fee

reflexive generous extempore,

 

such simple random act of kindness

suffused within me to core

of central processing unit

circuits comprising fatherboard decor

rum lit up analogous to Christmas tree

generating sense and sensibility of euphoria

buoying spirits in severe contrast wherefore

once pawn time... couple nights backs,

I got attacked courtesy small escritoire

after losing balance attempting to stand

from crouched position immediately more

than less unsteadily, veritably, wobbly...

fell back felt desk corner explore

right side ribcage felt brunt edge bore

ring into body, yet

dressed to keep warm

blunt right angle wood frame did score

jabbing, nearly goring thru jacket

feeling searing pain shoot pour

 

sting as if struck with lightning

resigned to crawl crablike fore

word bracing lower body

while daggers of agony

did not lesson, I did implore

in vain sincerely your deplore

hubble basketcase - reed

no repeat performance nor encore!

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 28th, 2019 14:38
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 24
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