Seek fortune teller asap (haint no fable)

Best nondescript literate jinxed

humble dug good feller ya e'er seen

amenable, a non biased opinion -

of course I mean mine mein

yours truly gets no lucky strike breaks

particularly never ending

surprising automotive repairs,

thus in sore need of green

i.e. legal tender concerning Hyundai Sonata

two thousand and nine

admirable craftsmanship e'en

though urgent message freon

me and the missus, we

lack adequate funds

until early December

tooth house zen nineteen

when soonest social

security disability payment reason

without rhyme arose cause faulty gene

neurological schizoid personality disorder

honest to dog - affliction since...

in utero growing as little bean

not shy to pull out all stops,

and comb clean

albeit sharing genetic personal flaws

affecting psychological skein

imposing lifetime emotional hardship

invariably causing financial frostbite,

ye might not readily glean

faux Shakespeare's Banquo

(now my bank woe)
to give checking account gangrene,

whereby amputation left absolute zero

cents and sensibility,

but accursed Halloween

nightmare every four times fifteen

orbitz round the nearest star,

no matter applying ample sunscreen

me got smarts attested as seen

evident crafting poems keen

with sophistication, yet oft times lean

if - said phrase Sheryl Sandberg popularized

nsync, she dismisses Facebook cyclopean

tentacles squeeze out private data

muckraking monstrous machine

minting dime a dozen billionaires

anointing Silicon Valley

realm housing queen

and self anointed king Mark Zuckerberg

twenty first century Midas,

no need to hex spleen

his unabashed heartfelt virtue, he doth preen

ah... pipe dream to rub figurative shoulders

never in bajillion years,

and no chance empyrean

afterlife will eradicate hellish scene.