cut and paste poem #3: foghorn leghorn and robert e. lee

(F) = Foghorn Leghorn
(R) = Robert E. Lee

F: “Now who’s, I say who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person!”

R: "Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character."

F: “Pay attention, boy, I’m cuttin’ but you ain’t bleedin’!”

R: "The devil's name is dullness".

F: “You’re way off, I say you’re way off this time son!”

R: "Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or keep one; the man who requires you to do so is dearly purchased at a sacrifice".