Wood burning stove weather

rew4er2nail

While outside nor'easter

howls like banshees

vents temperature dips

into low double digits

fire breathing friendly

dragon (cue Barney

purple dinosaur)

crackling hearth,

yours truly snuggling

close proximity warming,

thawing, quelling...

cockles and muscles

atavistic visitations hover

brushes within subconscious

purring, mew zing catacombs

kickstarting, harkening,

dawning... Homo sapiens

lion eye zing forebears

dormant memories thaw

predators vastly outnumbered

scattered goo goo dolls,

and beastie boy bands

recherché representatives

toehold barely latched

precarious niche easily

activated evolutionary quirk

imperceptibly bumped uglies

begot robust progeny

offspring expanding comfort zones

penumbra expanding edge of night

dark shadows receding further

outer limits of twilight zone

phantasmagoric shifting shapes (hint...

think Plato's One Republic)

phantasmagoric shifting shapes

alluring, beckoning, daring...

establishing, foraging, growing...

harvesting, invoking, jabbering

kowtowing, livingsocial,

matchmaking (ha)...

now lemme zip forward

bajillion years circa 1970's

British comedy troupe

nudge nudge wink wink,

know what I mean courtesy

Monty Python's Flying Circus

rollicking humorous sketches

oft times tackling primal urges

proto humans initially verbally grunted,

where guffawing laughter

rewarded survivalist basic instinct

temporarily staving rabid

quivering premonitions outside

creature comfort boundaries,

whereby Geico Caveman

will remain till... dis ember

by George thoroughly appetizer,

viz good chilled wren plus

pheasant under glass

burns away hunger pangs.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 9th, 2019 16:07
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 34
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