Blindsided to craft eye catching title

(alternately christened great insight

to those who Braille)

Ah.... so glad thee did ask

summoning poetic title

tis most daunting task

if lucky forthcoming praise

will yours truly to bask

and bathe with short lived,

while I quaff vintage

amber liquids out the

golden silver made flask.

Utter exhaustion taxes me

fifty shades of gray matter

while trying to grasp just

one measly idea amidst

all that scatter

to and fro hither and yon

analogous to mire and muck

that doth splatter

courtesy nasty driver

mad as a hatter.

Yours truly scrunches his brow

in an effort to provide,

enable and allow

gamut of meaty notions,

when finally satisfied utter holy cow,

mama mia, eureka, aha... ejaculate

(hoop fully not premature),

cuz arduous effort analogous

to navigating dhow

sailing frothy, choppy, angry... seas

until sudden (b)rain storm doth endow

sudden burst of inspiration

compelling necessary thrust to plow

ahead and expound therein how

so ever dictates of spontaneity now

let me smoothly coast along

offering scant obeisance, thou

divine fabulous intervention,

hence I feebly kowtow

despite covenant, viz devout atheist

nonetheless puzzled what activates

hitting me figurative pow

similar to Batman disabling enemy,

temporarily speechless disbelief

merely summoning wow.

Much time yours truly doth calibrate

what seems bajillion years I agitate

sitting days, weeks, months...

in an effort to nearly ready to abdicate

and disappoint countless followers

thus, this wordsmith doth dedicate

a section of this battlefield... before to late

(think Gettysburg Address)

no matter minuscule chance fate

will find mine path crossing

unknown online respondent(s),

whose feedback doth inflate

inestimable self confidence (ha)

generally held in check modesty sedate

even when praised in person, I emanate

introspective mien downplaying

genetic and/or environmental factors

wherever talent did originate

cobbling words together arose

courtesy this bookworm

doth really associate

predilection to hash out poem.