Voluntary unconditional surrender woke...,

Viz hitting yours truly,

when yokel egghead doth jinx

whereby ye cannot comprehend figurative

wimpy vainglory, unequivocally, tectonically,

smoldering resentments I stoke,

he doth bare his soul no joke,

no matter insight doth severely challenge

cyber surfing passersby, who attempt

to interpret courtesy

mental torture doth invoke

brutality, difficulty, futility gobbledygook,

heavily taxing your fifty

plus shades of gray

I apologetically, grudgingly (ha),

painstakingly, unwittingly... poke,

when mine broadcast

red by anonymous folk

admittedly poetically trumpeting ambiguity

overlain donned with high falutin cloak

peace be with thee courtesy this bloke.

 

Electronic date/time stamp permeates

within copious, illustrious,

and porous corpus callosum

hemispheric spongy sinks

mister re: mysterious as Sphinx

validation indubitably backfires

invariably induces loosed

unicellular sized rat finks

cerebral blackout courtesy

one to many drinks,

envision sucker punched by

rockin sockin robots one named

Muhammad Ali t'other Leon Spinks,

or gordian knotted cognitive kinks

bajillion befuddled blinks,

albeit feeble analogy methinks

to render genuine concomitant

convoluted, mangled, twisted... (think

Möbius strip) sentiment

specifically linkedin with

sincere appreciation meant

pertaining to this gent

despite slight trepidation

as faux Geico petsmart agent

forced celibate nun sensical chap

considering entering convent

cloistered existence remaining

days of my life get spent,

where "15 minutes

might save me, not so shabby decent

15% or more on car insurance."

 

Paraphrase aforementioned Matt Speak

more easily succinctly understood,

versus gibberish as Ελληνικά

(i.e. the word Greek spelled in Greek)

essentially long in the tooth fella

self anointed literate sheikh

feeble flattered fungi with

average mushroom shaped physique

trends towards playfulness

in tandem with harmless streak

merely acknowledges how his unique

self expression oft times

tongue-in-cheek

experiences giddiness at unsolicited

positive feedback versus he/she,

who doth bitingly, flagrantly,

outrageously, witheringly... critique

modesty misunderstood equivalent

of poetic (peekaboo) hide and seek

to Dani body hook ken find me

game to reveal me re: hide and seek.