Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter

If putsch comes to shove,

aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat

nor chicken little

fearing coup d'état,

yours truly simply

risk averse, and more exact,

he stays sequestered

within these four walls,

cuz tis safest inside this flat

always... mein kampf,

I remember when fertilization begat

after nine months in utero...

ah dat womb dar full habitat

i.e. uterus cradled humanity, whereat

teeming bajillions primates

peopling planet Earth

couples made lovey dovey after spat

(which species among

other flotsam and jetsam),

got shot out (think) analogous

muzzle loaded gat

excellent marksman aimed

then squirted packed heat hot

as summer temperature

gets within Gujarat

recorded courtesy, thee

oldest functioning thermostat,

albeit microcosmic primordial vat

testy sea men don

(May comb hairy

gah great again) conical hat.

I surmise proto humans

especially storied hall

(conjured in Peer Gynt

by Edvard Grieg

of mountain king)

trumpeted, tooted thwacked,

and announced presence

courtesy posterior primal mating call,

which vibrant cheekiness heard all

around the mulberry bush to Gaul

hmm... maybe e'en hot air

inspired Marc Chagall,

while sitting atop porcelain throne,

nonetheless scandalous

rectal blasts methinks help explain fall

of Rome, whereby noxious

generated silent but deadly nauseating

noisome pall mall

felled friend and foe alike

analogous on minuscule

scale to Chernobyl

level 7 nuclear accident

also linkedin, when

Polar Vortex doth stall

across avast swath planet Earth

forcing quick thinkers to marshall,

what (mathers) matters

such as... antique pinball

machines worth a mint,

a bitch to install.