Most imp potent and salient playbook page...

'bout fluffiness of hair after washing

Now get ready for...

yup intelligent persiflage

determining if potty "talk" gauge

correctly calibrated courtesy this sage.

Beats out global warming

by a long stretch

most important commander

must set example you betch

chore life no matter

if miserable wretch

survives impeachable offenses

enough to make me kvetch,

especially four more years

yours truly will once again become
bulimic anorexic wretch.

Versus important crisis

of planet Earth,

where Gaia's bountiful

nature woolworth

analogous wharf resplendent

docks side of ships berth state

housing electricity generating

mined resources inevitable dearth

warming chill folks

courtesy homey hearth

reminiscent during inchoate

fetal nine months

in utero signaling imminent birth.

Quite understandable reasonable,

non negotiable, inviolable...

blah... blah... blah

scalp itching blather

particularly to prioritize

orange-blond hirsute fullness

upon rinsing sudsy shampoo lather

as expressed by this

post baby boomer

pencil neck geek father,

who attempts to walk poetic feet

across cyber sea

miraculously to slather.

Trademark seedy nonsensical

arcical gobbledygook,

perhaps posthumously printing

bestselling blank paginated chapbook

ghost written by Trump

titled Art of the Steal

detailing head and shoulders how to look

suave and sophisticated all business

swiftly tailored harried style shook

White House disguised himself as rook

key "Fake" incognito president

recruiting apprenticed bartered bride

slow vacuuming trophy wife crook

cow hoard milching, kickstarting,

inciting, generating... donnybrook

coiffing pompadour resembling

forefathers windblown periwig.

Nope not even one hair
mussed out of place,

as if teetering fountainhead

supporting Atlas shrugged

top heavy topples

and crashes scattering

bajillion easy pieces everyplace

analogous to humpty dumpty

each and every last vestige

vanishing without a trace

exiting out cloaca

subsequently intently watching

toilet bowl royally flush

clockwise if within northern hemisphere

heavy enough to sink submarine

haint no reason yours truly might gush

even if abominable ballast

saves queasy passengers

plummeting thru aerospace.