Buzzfeeding sustenance (eating/drinking) beyond point of satiation

rew4er2nail

Bloated swollen cheeks

analogous to first Chinese Brother,

who swallowed the sea,

now non sequitur

off beaten track i.e.

less apropos re: guarding

par for race course as if

ace driver won Grand Prix

latter referencing international

horse race for three-year-olds,

founded in eighteen sixty three

931 + 932 = above number

satisfying ghost of Fibonacci.

 

Original idea predicated whereby

all Americans heartily feast

(stuff themselves to the gills)

salivating cornucopia dime

a dozen lonely people

bemoaning holiday re:

traditional Thanksgiving time,

celebrating joie de vivre chime

wine glasses clink full house,

where ushers pantomime

proffer gobbledygook and

motion rapidly hungry guests

toward smorgasboard prime

tables for gluttonous

to commit punishing crime.

 

Tentative arrangement made,

whereby oldest sister, and husband,

(who live a jaunt away from Maple Shade

more precisely Woodbury New Jersey)

would swing by Schwenksville

comprising one car motorcade,

thence to shuttle 31.5 miles southeast

our mutual (of Omaha) friend,

I met when counted orbitz

during late 30/early thirtieth decade.

 

Offer to drive out of their way

presented, since our 2009

Hyundai Sonata did betray

accountability, dependability...

reliability oy vey

woolworth no more than

couple/few Benjamins

yet real challenge constitutes

yours truly, née

theme underlying mein

kampf pennilessness pray

I did (despite being orthodox

atheist) to no avail

relying upon social security

regarding disability (mine) Mayday

forthrightly, feebly, faintly...

calling before men

donned with white coats

came to take me away

to the happy home with trees

and flowers and chirping birds

and basket weavers who sit,

smile, twiddle their thumbs and toes.

 

Communication break down

compromised eating humble pie

regarding this ole man

upended above mentioned plan

whereby attending

hosted by: Gail la Dorfman

afforded rubber express

thus with Forrest Gump I ran

all the way across

Ocean thru to Japan.

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 28th, 2019 20:57
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 32
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