Purple people eater viz hits sleep deprived cannibal

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Began during wee hours

of December first

tooth house sand nineteen

steeply self immersed

within insomnia, hence

sudden creative cloud burst

fingers slower than

fleeting thoughts, I cursed

nonetheless stitched,

doctored and nursed

the following continued

hours later with pursed

lips seriously, silently, and soundly

trying to craft lame poem, the worst

among feeble efforts,

among countless attempts

showcasing, (no rhyme nor reason)

yours truly versed.

 

Found muss elf unable to easily doze

haint no lamentable hallucination

found me froze

imagination begets, births and

breeds nightmare, whereby

humongous cannibal grows

name of Hannibal finally

an end to existential woes,

cuz every academic endeavor

yielded nothing but zeros.

 

Loathe blatantly outright

to turn toward life of crime,

yet I realize benefits

such as flextime

plus one functions

as independent consultant

off hours studying sign

language to pantomime

in the event victim

of unfortunate circumstances

deaf mute, or simply to

enhance gig being sublime.

 

Quite aware impossible

mission to succeed,

in the capacity writer,

hence quick income accrued

cash on demand guaranteed

apprenticeship provided with

on the job training indeed

course donned incognito

trumpeting, essentially greed

aware potential billionaires

minted he/she doth only need

venture capitalist to recognize

lucrative opportunity keyed

nsync with song that tops

the charts invariably lead

singer plus natural born

prodigy polymath, prolifically breed

ding all Forbes thirty under thirty

helping to buzzfeed

one after another cottage industry

flourishing analogous

to hardy ganja weed

allowing, enabling, and

providing ample time to read...

tea leaves predicting prodigious fortunes.

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 1st, 2019 15:33
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 26
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