Irrelevant boyhood arcane flotsam and jetsam...

Impossible mission to jettison

nonetheless laughter iz best medicine

more enjoyable with vignette aye fabricate

(think swifty taylor harried style)

ah... voila - metaphorical light bulb Edison

would appreciate.

Martha Groff a classmate

the youngest of four progeny

born approximately nine months after late

February/early March nineteen fifty nine

born December third

later same year, I speculate,

(why superfluous tidbit stuck in me pate

I'm noggin ha understand why nor postulate

rhyme or reason only ejaculate,

(albeit not prematurely) afore said date

inexplicable retention factoid remains

thus attempt to (poetically) communicate

and perhaps even entertain far fetched

scenario, where she responds, and I officiate

as designated dogfather toward fete,

perhaps birth of grandchild

thanks in part to manufacturer and affiliate

of friggin robust Groff seeds to active

courtesy after parents did consummate -

biological reproduction in utero

accomplished, completed, kickstarted

miraculous biological fate

begetting above named girl, I felt passionate

attended same school as yours truly late

nineteen sixties/early seventies,

and with exemplary grades did graduate

with honors Henry Kline Boyer Elementary

sometime thereafter, I lost sight

how her je nais sais quois presence did captivate

a presumption, she lived with birth family

at 306 Level Road and occupied residence

prior to ninety sixty eight

with two older sisters and a brother

if memory serves me correct,

cuz details sketchy, thus I will fabricate

ordinarily pathetically lame anecdote,

a pecker yule your faint recall state

with... ahem... great balls of fizzled fire,

this then puny lad, I swear to dog I intimate...

suddenly memory akin to blank slate

hence... fill in blank space,

how yours truly did capitulate!