Nuttin boot mieskeit goyim...

lives among this nebbish atheist of Jewish ancestry

Tongue in cheek Yiddish

humor to playfully scold

often time sounds

like a compliment

yours truly, (a run

of the mill Shlimazel) behold

only knows a smidgen,

yet grew up within household

where foter and muter
kibitzing did unwittingly mold

their second born

and modest chutzpah

regarding only son undersold.

Though at times

he earned appellation schmuck

just ask the misses -

yea that yuck a puck

she will be more

than willing to chuck

kill with delight rattling

off with aplomb and pluck

I eagerly attest with

veracity that she blurts "ƒµ©*

you a$$hole," her

glib endearment -- yuck,

which does wonders

to spark romance

no surprise, yours truly

rather be struck

with self driving

smartass self driving motortruck.

Aforementioned language

used by Jews no longer lost

in central and eastern

Europe before Holocaust

originally German dialect

with words tossed

from Hebrew and several

modern languages jost

today spoken mainly

in US, Israel, and Russia.

More so acuity, affinity,

and avidity of late

growing interest doth

not seem to abate,

hence I could rattle

off voluminous spiel

megillah but best abbreviate,

otherwise which followers

might suddenly abominate,

thus this son mentsh chin hubble

meshugener wordsmith

best accommodate

preferred brevity lest

he doth accumulate

a slew of gentile enemies,

apt to annotate

unsolicited comments

their choice lingua franca

pointedly, happily, decisively,

and brazenly annunciate

and cheekily crow

kush meyn tukhes

in Macy's window.

Analogous to most

every previous poetic theme

I set low standards on par

with Bupkis, you probably deem

that comparison over the top,

hence please choose a meme

most apropos even extreme

expletive epithets or... dream

up fictitious, (albeit "fake")

that one day maybe come supreme.