Stark realization, I harbor sacrilegious objection...

Against merry christmas premature blowout,

(or otherwise) ejaculation galore burnout,

hence I feel like the odd man out

neither yours truly, nor the missus

spends money and/or

time at checkout

avoid madding crowds like the plague

elbowing, hustling, jostling,

pushing, racing, shoving...

seconds before blue

light special closeout,

though neither of us

reformed practicing Jews, nor devout

mass consumerism capitalistic fallout,

we steer clear taking refuge within

our underground (arched)

all in the family bunker hideout

remain hermetically sealed

courtesy NASA tested grout

hunkering inside spatially

roomy subterranean getaway

created viz 3d printing

immediately after rollout

ready to take nesty plunge

steeply, perpendicularly, giddily... south

to go down rabbit hole,

where we carouse, cavort,

thermally heated cavernous redoubt

reaping efforts after donning

(MAGA) hardhats constructing roustabout,

whereby protruding innocuous periscope

allows, enables, and provides

mean ways to scout,

since Marshall Mathers Law

declared, mandated trumpeted

courtesy special ops stakeout

regarding our subversive

passive actions hashtagged illegal

if perchance discovered vis a vis,

we Americans express timeout

before changing role as seekers

playing wargames no matter

suddenly Nor'easter creates whiteout

futile search until spring thaw

melting snow exhumes

mister and missus Santa Claus

thank you climate change

regarding attributed drought.