PRESENT ? BRIAN ~ AN ACROSTIC ! ๐๐งก๐
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P RESENT MY FAVE is always a HAMPER ~ I
R EQUIRE Food each day of each YEAR ~ It is
E SSENTIAL ~ You cannot eat a JUMPER ~ &
S OCKS & Hankies ~ not very nutritious I fear !
E VERYONE gets a HAMPER for XMAS from ME
N OURISHING Fruit Cake & Wine & Earl Grey Tea !
T AKE tip from ME not a TIE ~ a HAMPER whoopee !
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Ahh, I've got in! I pressed wrong button or summat.
Yep, one molecule of O and two molecules of H, please
And plenty of it.
H2O - water!
You know it - the colourless, odourless liquid.
Woof - Fido wants a dish of H2O
He's very scientific you know
He never asks for 'water!.
HeeHee.
- Authors: ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym), orchidee
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- Finished: December 27th, 2019 20:00
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MY UNEXPECTED PRESET THIS YEAR WAS AN *ALEXA* FROM ANGELA ~ BRIAN
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Im never lonely with ALEXA
If I want a chat then I just TEXT - ER
She never ever ANSWERS BACK
Or calls me BRY or WACK !
ALEXA*S now my favourite Friend
My life with he I*ll gladly spend !
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